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Ocean
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Don`t Worry Be Happy

Whatever has happened to "The Lounge"? It used to be a happy place, a place where you could join in the good humour and banter that seemed to abound.

Now it is worse than an Agony Aunt`s blog. Why can`t people vent their anger/complaints/disagreements etc on the appropriate pages?

 

 

Anyway, here`s something to cheer you up - or not, as the case may be Smiley LOL

 

At a motivational seminar 3 men are asked to come up to the stage.

They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was the great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say...... LOOK!!! HE'S MOVING!!!!!"

 

. . . it must be remembered that the sea is a great breeder of friendship. Two men who have known each other for twenty years find that twenty days at sea bring them nearer than ever they were before, or else estrange them.
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teeddy36
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Re: Don`t Worry Be Happy

Made me smile
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CraigS
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Re: Don`t Worry Be Happy

lol quality weeze Ocean 😄

 

My own contribution:

 

The urge to sing A Lion Sleeps Tonight is only ever a whim away.

 

hee hee

 

 

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dgilbert2
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Re: Don`t Worry Be Happy

like it Woman LOL

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Not_spot
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Re: Don`t Worry Be Happy

Don't blame the people leaving the posts, the mods keep moving my posts here even though they belong in other sections.

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oniexn
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Re: Don`t Worry Be Happy

Funny! I like your sense of humor.

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Ocean
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Re: Don`t Worry Be Happy

CraigS: I like it, one to remember for the Nurses (sigh), at my next hospital visit.

. . . it must be remembered that the sea is a great breeder of friendship. Two men who have known each other for twenty years find that twenty days at sea bring them nearer than ever they were before, or else estrange them.
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Ocean
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CHECKING THE MAILBOX:

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box.

She opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"

 

. . . it must be remembered that the sea is a great breeder of friendship. Two men who have known each other for twenty years find that twenty days at sea bring them nearer than ever they were before, or else estrange them.
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Ocean
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. . . it must be remembered that the sea is a great breeder of friendship. Two men who have known each other for twenty years find that twenty days at sea bring them nearer than ever they were before, or else estrange them.
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Re: Don`t Worry Be Happy

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

An MSCE in computing is like having a McDonalds Certification in World Cuisine, pointless.
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